Oh, long, hot showers how happy we used to be.
My legs need a-shavin’, my hair much too greasy.
Long, hot showers, you used to echo my voice.
I’ve had to give you up. I had not a choice.
Long, hot showers, there’s somebody else…
She’s tiny and cute and makes my heart melt.
Oh, long, hot showers, I know it’s not fair.
We’ve spent some great nights together, you’ve done wonders for my hair.
Long, hot showers, I promise I’ll keep you close to my heart.
One day, we will be back together, just as it was at the start.
Long, hot showers, I bid you “adieu”.
But don’t think my heart won’t be longing for you…
What’s that I hear? - a diaper needs to be changed?
I don’t even have time to finish this page.
Until we meet again,